第979章 又挨揍(2 / 2)

飙车上瘾,燕少兴奋的抓着方向盘,两眼晃亮晃亮的,很快又超过一部车,再超过一部车,再超车……

在超了四部轿车,两部拉货的小货车,前方路旁出现牛羊,为了安全,哪怕飙车飙得正爽,燕行不得不减速到正常速度缓行。

车速降下来,乐韵绷着一张脸,一巴掌就拍过去,狠狠的拍中燕某人脑袋,犹自不解气,气恨恨的喷口水:“你他爷爷的,你活腻了想死自己去跳太平洋,别拉上姑奶奶我,姑奶奶还想看看花花世界。”

有只巴掌拍过来,燕行下意识的偏头,只躲开了一点点,被拍个正着,兴奋的心情瞬间如被冰水给泼中,一颗心拔凉拔凉的,他又惹小萝莉生气了!

挨一记凤爪拍头,飞快的望过去,小萝莉俏脸紧绷,杏目含怒,凶狠的盯着自己,好似要秋后算帐的样子,脖子一缩,气势弱成了狗:“小萝莉小萝莉手下留情,我错了我错了,在国内太久没飙车,看到这样的路一时手痒痒没管住,我下次再也不犯这种错误了。”

心中火大,乐韵第二次举起巴掌正想拍下去,看到燕帅哥怂成了包子,那手拍也不是不拍也不是,气恼之下收回爪子,没好气的呛人:“这次放你一马,再敢没事乱飙车,回去就告诉你太姥姥你吓我,一定当着你太姥姥的面踹你一顿屁股蛋子。”

“我知错了我知错了,保证不重蹈覆辙。”小萝莉凤爪没拍下来,燕行心有余悸的嘘了口气,小心翼翼的送上谄媚的笑脸:“那个,小萝莉啊,我哪天不小心惹你不高兴了,能不能别当着我家长辈面踹屁股蛋子,你……私下里踹几下,行不?”

“没得商量,再惹我,必须得当着你太姥姥你舅公舅婆你哥哥姐姐弟弟妹妹们的面踹你屁股蛋子。”哎妈哟,原来燕人也怕当着长辈的面被踹屁股蛋子啊,这招真好使,下回继续用。

“小萝莉,医者仁心的小萝莉,你仁心仁德,高风亮节,就当做好事,行不行?”

“啰嗦,停车!”

“小萝莉……我错了。”小萝莉气势汹汹的喊停车,燕行下意识的往靠边的地方飙去,并一脚踏刹车将车给刹住,因为刹得太急,小萝莉又撞到后脑,他反应快,不管三七二十一的先认错。

看到小萝莉一手摸后脑,一边侧面望来,赶紧将头伸过去:“让你磕到后脑勺是我的错,你揍我吧。”

燕人认错态度良好,乐韵气得牙痒痒也发作不得,凶残的剜他一眼,开车门,带着面前的小背包和提着的危险玩具下车。

“小萝莉,我错了,我再也不敢飙车,你想哪时想踹我就踹吧,我不讨价谈价了,不要中途丢下我呀,我保证对你言听计从,你说从东我不往西,你说地球是扁的我绝对不说是圆……小萝莉……”

小萝莉气冲冲的推门下车,燕行大惊失色,怕她负气丢下自己又搞独来独往不让自己跟着,飞快的跟着钻出车,跑去追小萝莉不让她去提后头放的大行李包,并且毫无原则的先认错。

跳下车脚踩实地,乐韵刚呼吸到自由的新鲜空气,就见燕人连滚带爬的滚出来急惶惶的喊叫,气得一手插腰:“我要去野外透气你也要跟着?欠揍是不是。”

“要的要的要的,你去哪我去哪……”飞快绕过车头的燕行,一副视死如归状,小萝莉去哪他去哪,坚决当跟班到底。

“燕人你个猥琐狂,我要去野外上厕所你竟然也想跟着偷看,你个混球,看打不死你!”乐韵胸口气得堵堵的,脸都黑了,飞起一脚踹向燕某人,混球,猥琐狂,打死他!

“啊-”后知后觉反应过来,燕行脸上一烫,火辣辣的热烫一下子烧到了脖子,看到飞来一脚,身体反应远比思维更快,朝一边一跳闪开,囧囧的望向小萝莉:“小萝莉,误会误会,这是天大的误会,我不知道你是想跑厕所,我以为你……不要我开车,要另外拦车跑路。”

一脚走空,乐韵气狠狠的收回腿,凶残的瞪了燕人一眼,提着东西朝原野跑去,跑了那么久的路,原野里终于冒出一个个小山头,有些地方有树林,还有香蕉树。

凶残的小萝莉没有追杀自己,燕行拍了拍胸,无比忧郁的望天,为了跟着小萝莉跑世界,他连脸也不要了,他容易么?

瞅着跑向草甸子的小萝莉背影,忧伤得想哭,小萝莉软硬不吃,自保能力杠杠的,要怎么才能搞定啊?

要不,直接武力解决?

论武力,不用热武器,不用药,他有自胜能打赢小萝莉,保证能把她揍哭无压力,只是……好像不现实。

吹吹自己的拳头,燕行一筹莫展,苦恼的揪自己的头发,怪力小萝莉比什么骨头都难啃,究竟要到猴年马月才能搞定她啊。

丢下燕某人溜小号的乐韵,穿过一片草甸子,钻进小山头的杂树里,把拆了的炸弹扔回空间,再一阵飞跑跑到一片香蕉树丛,在隐蔽的地方爬树,将长长的香蕉果串割下来占为己有。

一连收割五棵香蕉的果串,心满意足,再钻到进树丛的地方出去,沿着来时的路走过草甸子回到公路上,晃回车辆处,看到燕某人苦着脸在揪头发数根数,趾高气昂的哼哼一声,爬进副驾室坐好。

小萝莉为了跑个茅房竟钻树丛里去了,生怕别人偷看似的,燕行默默的反省加自检,研究是不是小萝莉怀疑他防备他,心情老不好了,等小萝莉回来,看她瞪自己,更加忐忑。

讲真,他从没偷看过小萝莉跑茅房,他敢拿人格发誓,他不是猥琐狂,更不是偷窥狂。

怪力小萝莉不理自己,燕行闷声不响的爬进驾驶室当司机,再也不敢飙车,过了N久才发觉小萝莉拆缷过的炸弹不见了,猜着她在上厕所时把它丢野外隐藏,对此,他睁一只眼闭一只眼,不去找没趣。

紧赶慢赶的跑路,两人又用了两个钟才到达马岛首都,直奔机场,先去购买第二天飞纳米国的机票,再回马岛首都订酒店入住。

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